The Arsehead Chronicles

We all see them, sometimes know them, the arseheads who can't help themselves by acting like complete tools wherever they go. As a commuter into London by train, I see more than my fair share, so I decided to share my thoughts and spanner acts I have witnessed on my daily commute into the heart of the capital. The Arsehead Chronicles will be updated regularly with tales of shagwittery during my commute and beyond - there's a lot to share. They walk among us.

Tuesday 14 May 2013

The Arsehead Chronicles

Witnessed this today on the underground.

Big girl gets on just as the door starts to close, her pal shut out at the other side.

Waving her hand at the door didn't stop it closing. Also worth noting that pushing the doors in the conventional way didn't make them open, as they slide to open / shut.

Standing with her hand over her mouth again did nothing worthwhile to help the situation.

Neither did getting her mobile phone out as she was underground where there is no signal.

The complete lack of recognition from her 'pal' makes me wonder if she knew her in the first place, so all that was pointless.

Folks, they walk among us.

3 comments:

Anonymous14 May 2013 at 22:17
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/reckless-motorist-pictured-playing-ipad-1886150
just in case you think Scotland is immune
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Mabozza14 May 2013 at 23:03
Yup, heard that and that the driver is now being interviewed by police.
Seemingly, they drive amongst us as well......
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geaham15 May 2013 at 07:16
you did it Rich... I look forward to tales of the feckwits
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