Today, The Girlfriends were acting up, even though there was no Tiny Tit with them.
The Girlfriends are a group of things resembling middle aged blokes, but not quite. There is The Bull Queer, Mr Permatan and The Tiny Tit, plus some other hangers on who although annoying, are not in the same league as the rest of the group.
The Bull Queer is a big fella who wears a red jacket and tries to be the smart alpha male. He announced to the platform once, in a big flounce and loud stage voice, that the train door would stop here, in line with the second pillar.
It did and boy was he smug.
Much to the glee of the other girls in the group, who look at him with such adoration, especially the Tiny Tit.
For the most part, they stand around talking loudly about various current events - to hear them talk about sport was comical (Mourinho is definitely going to Man Utd, for sure!) -and then after making a particularly good joke, they look around at everyone to see if they are watching just how brilliant and funny and fantastic they all are.
Today, they walked through everyone waiting at the station to get to their hangout on the platform (opposite the second pillar, remember) in a fashion that was reminiscent of five year old boys. People were standing in the spot on the platform, so they stood right next to them and talked loudly in an effort to get them to move.
Which they didn't.
The Girlfriends are comical in one of those anti-funny and I'm sure you will be hearing a lot about them in the near future.
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