Short Delay

This was reported recently from Australia http://www.thesaid.net/news/train-driver-caught-masturbating-during-delay/ and I believe the driver is now heading for the UK to work for the First Group as he has heard he has just the right characteristics to fit in well.


A TRAIN DRIVER on Melbourne’s Sunbury line was caught masturbating in the driver’s cabin after he told passengers there would be a “short delay”.
At 9.31am Monday, the Sunbury train departed Flinders Street. As the train approached Southern Cross, the train had stopped, and the driver announced “There will be a short delay”. Rosie Williams, 24 was already late to work due to a previous delay on her connecting Hurstbridge line, and she became impatient.
“He didn’t say how long the delay would be or why there is one, so we were waiting for a good five minutes. I lost my temper.”
Williams reports that she approached ticket inspectors on the train to see if they could resolve the cause of the delay.
The inspectors had entered the driver’s cabin and found Ian Higgins, 34, masturbating. He was completely naked.
Inspectors ordered him to put his clothes back on and arrive at Southern Cross, where they would call the police and have him arrested. Inspector Dale Rob said that what he saw was “disgusting”.
“Clearly these drivers think they can stop the trains whenever they like and conduct whatever business they like, and say it’s a ‘delay’. What passenger is going to know?
We’ve caught drivers stopping trains just to have a cigarette out the window of the cabin.”